…it’s 1989 in Berlin, Germany? No, probably not, but I do. Why? The Iron Curtain is falling! We are currently in a state of “partial power.” “Partial Power” is not a THING. It does not exist in the real world. Partial power means:
The first floor has full power
The second floor has half power
The third floor has no power
The light in the bathroom works, but the bathroom outlets do not
The lights flicker and sometimes die
Our generator looks like it was a 3rd grader’s science fair project
NOT A THING. Dear CL&P (Connecticut Light & Power for those of you not affected by Snowpocalypse), please get your shit together.